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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:21 pm    Post subject: Wyoming man arrested after claiming he traveled from 2048 Reply with quote

Okay, who had the keys to the Tardis? Ever?

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Wyoming man arrested after claiming he traveled from 2048 to warn of alien invasion
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/wyoming-man-arrested-after-claiming-he-traveled-from-2048-to-warn-of-alien-invasion/ar-AAsVcdQ?OCID=ansmsnnews11

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Whatever a Wyoming man was drinking was out of this world.

Bryant Johnson was arrested for public intoxication on Monday night after he allegedly told police that he came from the future to warn of an alien invasion.

Police were called to a street in Casper where Johnson reportedly told them he traveled from the year 2048 and was trying to warn the town that aliens would be arriving next year, KCWY reported.


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Johnson said that everyone needed to leave as quickly as possible and demanded to speak to the president of the town, KCWY said.


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He reportedly told law enforcement that he was able to travel back to 2017 even though, he said, he meant to travel to 2018 because aliens filled his body with alcohol and had him stand on a giant pad to transport him to the past.


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The alien informant allegedly smelled of alcohol, had watery and bloodshot eyes and slurred his speech, police noted.

Johnson had a blood alcohol content (BAC) of .136.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only goes to show;if he'd been sober,we might have believed him. 11.gif
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, you don't believe him?

Is it because you don't believe they'd still have alcohol in the future?

Or, is it because it seems likely that a man from the future would head straight to a bookie in Las Vegas?

Or, is it because you have extra insight into being from the future (because that's where you're from)?

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